Tuesday, December 29, 2009
post 280: rigged elections and cocksuckers are just a few examples of a dysfunctional parliament
A: Oh gollygosh! I've found a way to stop time!
B: Oh really? How do you stop time?
A: When your mind goes blank, time stops.
B: What the heck are you going on about?
A: When life feels like it's spiralling into a sea of misery, time stops.
B: No, it does not.
A: When you're engaged in a kiss that's shared with a lover, time stops.
B: You contradict yourself, ma'am
A: No, sir. I do not.
B: But they are huge contrasts, don't you see?
A: Yes, I do see. And they're similar as well. Do you not understand me?
B: I am sorry, but I do not.
A: You ought to spend some time thinking, sir.
B: I do think, mind you!
A: Think harder!
B: I am afraid that I do not fathom what you are going on about
A: Pity.
9:34 PM
Sunday, December 27, 2009
post 279: dreariness
I.the glass isn't half empty
he said, it's dry
as dry as
reading the Bible
on a Friday night
for I have forgotten
what it's like to be inspired
for I have found solace
in something else
II.i spy, i spy
with my left eye
a canary yellow jug
on a table
it's crying, you see
peculiar, how peculiar
it's peculiar you see
how a canary yellow jug
would cry
but not me
III.
because if you feel like dying
you might wanna sing
till your eyes stop bleeding
and sing till your heart
stops beating
and sing till your lungs
stop you from breathing
and sing till these arms
stop embracing
you
4:03 AM