Tuesday, December 29, 2009
post 280: rigged elections and cocksuckers are just a few examples of a dysfunctional parliament
A: Oh gollygosh! I've found a way to stop time!
B: Oh really? How do you stop time?
A: When your mind goes blank, time stops.
B: What the heck are you going on about?
A: When life feels like it's spiralling into a sea of misery, time stops.
B: No, it does not.
A: When you're engaged in a kiss that's shared with a lover, time stops.
B: You contradict yourself, ma'am
A: No, sir. I do not.
B: But they are huge contrasts, don't you see?
A: Yes, I do see. And they're similar as well. Do you not understand me?
B: I am sorry, but I do not.
A: You ought to spend some time thinking, sir.
B: I do think, mind you!
A: Think harder!
B: I am afraid that I do not fathom what you are going on about
A: Pity.
9:34 PM